Hanson: With the budget we got, you're lucky we could afford to rent the pants.Ĭpt. Looks like we got a Japanese Elvis Presley, a pimp, and the butler. Hanson: Another slamerino for the Kingpins!Ĭpt. Now don't ask me what I thought "assume the position" meant. 21 JUMP STREET TV SHOW HOW TOIoki: I learned how to speak English by watching Dragnet in reruns, and I used to think a stakeout was what you did to get a sirloin to go. Hoffs: Yeah, really! (in a stereotypical jive accent) See, they were just all out of those purple Caddys - you know, with the mud flaps, and the fur around the mirror, knowwhatimsayin'? Hanson: (smirking) That's a nice car you got there, Doug. Because every punk that's been hanging with Jase'll be able to make him easier than Elton John in a hat shop! Now, with you being a real cop, I gotta pull Penhall out. Jenko: Trying to what? Trying to cowboy the deal is what! Make a big collar, be a real cop. Hanson: Look, I was just trying to do my job here!Ĭpt. Jenko: He was burning you, pal! Huh?! Good work, Hanson! Good work, Hanson! Good work, man, good licks! You just used up a punk we've been watching for six months on an ADW, which will be knocked down to brandishing by noon tomorrow! Even a boot like you should know that. Jenko: What's this? What's this?! Panama brown? Huh? Hey, why don't you save 'em, pal? I like to wear the ones with the little turtles on the ankle pockets.Ĭpt. What the hell are you going to charge him with? Illegal sale of a pair of smelly socks?Ĭpt. Solicit of sale and we made the exchange. Hanson: Making an arrest! Suspect threatened to kill me. Jenko: Terrific! Terrific! What the hell are you doing, Hanson?! Big deal! 'Cause when it comes to going undercover, the dude is the best. Hoffs: Oh, so Jenk's a little bit of a hang-on hippie. Been real, bro! Stick with Hoffs here and hook us up with a little field training tonight. Jenko: Go with what Officer Hoffs tells you, Hanson. And for God's sake, do something about the Jack Kennedy haircut too, will ya?Ĭpt. Jenko: Jude, run this cat down to wardrobe and see if we can take some of the cop out of his presentation. Hanson: (slow, nervous smile spreading across his face) Hi.Ĭpt. The kind you're going to have to be like so's they think you're one of them. How does that grab you? I'm talking about the bad kind. Jenko: Hoffs! Gonna teach you how to be a teenager again, sport. So I'm going to have to rush you through some of the training.Ĭpt. Jenko: Now we're about four weeks ahead of you here, Hanson. From now on, it's potato chips, soda pop, French fries and pizza, man. When was the last time you saw a teenager have a cup of black coffee and an omelet for breakfast? Uh-uh. Penhall: You gotta turbocharge the hair or something, Hanson. Harry Truman Ioki: Yeah, you see, his father used to be a priest, so don't play bingo with this guy. You know, my mom's Jewish, which only means I get to celebrate both guilt and hell. Ioki here thinks this is a Buddhist temple. Tom Hanson: This is Jump Street Chapel, right? All rights reserved.SupportTerms of UsePrivacy Polic圜ookie PolicyDo Not Sell My Personal Information 21 JUMP STREET TV SHOW INSTALLPlease enable it or install a modern browser that support JavaScript.ĬareersPartnersAbout usWhere to watchSupportThis feature is coming soon.We’re currently working on it! Thanks for your patience.About UsOur StoryLeadershipNewsPressCareersBecoming A CitizenResponsibilitiesPerksWhere To WatchSmart TVStreaming DevicesMobile AppDesktop AppWatch on the webAccessibilityPartnersDistributionContent ProvidersAdvertisers© 2022 Pluto Inc. This website needs JavaScript to work properly.
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